The Side of the Cereal Box

February 27, 2006

Le Nozze di Figaro

Filed under: Uncategorized — katie @ 4:40 pm

So, I’m less than two weeks away from the Indianapolis Opera’s production of “The Marriage of Figaro”. My tickets are burning a hole in my junk drawer, eagerly awaiting use. And I’m obviously counting down the days… But as yet, I’m going by myself. That’s right: two tickets, one attendee. It sucks. I want someone to go with me!!! Not a date, just someone who’ll enjoy the production as much as I do.

Because, see, maybe you don’t understand.

I LOVE this opera. It’s hilarious and sweet, heart-breaking and touching, and (of course) wonderfully composed. (< - I mean, come on, it’s MOZART!) I saw (most of) a “Live from the Met” production of it on WFYI during my freshman year of college; Renee Fleming played the role of the Countess, and “Dove sono” instantly became my favorite aria of all time (even though it’s one I’d never be able to sing - properly, anyway… wrong voice range). Also, I know Cherubino’s two main arias (since - hooray for trouser roles - those are in my voice range). And I LOVE the phrase the Count has near the end: it’s short and simple, on paper, but when it’s performed well, with all the emotional build-up behind it, it can bring you to tears.

And I hope this production does. I hope the Countess isn’t a warbler. I hope Cherubino doesn’t make me say, “I could do better!” And I hope the Count doesn’t fake it. There’s a lot of pressure riding on these folks, and they don’t even know it! :) But, you see, this will be my first time to see it LIVE (and, blissfully, it’s in Italian - as it should be). So I also hope I can attend the production with someone who has the same rush of excitement as I do just thinking about it. (Perhaps not for the same reasons, but excitement nonetheless.)

…It’d also be nice if they could finance at least half of the ticket’s price. (Does that sound bad?) ;) Well, I don’t have a steady job yet, and I could use the money (of course, so could everyone I know).

So, any takers? Any wannabe matchmakers (and by that I don’t mean “blind date”; I mean, “Hey, I know somebody who loves going to the opera!”)? Time is of the essence (so I hope somebody reads this).

Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen)

Filed under: Uncategorized — katie @ 4:38 pm

Yesterday at lunch, Jeremy was telling me about a recent school project he’d done about something cancer-related. (He’d done his report on lung cancer.) I asked about what other students had chosen, and he listed a few then said that they didn’t have much new to say regarding prevention: “Radiation is dangerous.” “Don’t smoke.”

“Wear sunscreen,” I added. Then reeled.

“Wow! I just remembered that song!” I turned to Sarah to see her reaction (which was recognition), while Jeremy sat there lost. I explained a little bit about it, but I decided that it might be better to post the lyrics here - for him and other newcomers, and as a bit of nostalgia for us “old folks” who had to try to top it with our own graduation speeches (a feat I don’t think any of us accomplished).

I have to say, I really enjoyed hearing it again. It takes me back. :)

Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen)
by Baz Luhrmann

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Class of ’97:

Wear sunscreen.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. …Nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they’ve faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall, in a way you can’t grasp now, how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.

Don’t worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind: the kind that blindsides you at 4 P.M. on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing every day that scares you.

Sing.

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don’t waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind. The race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself.

Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn’t know, at 22, what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year olds I know still don’t.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees. You’ll miss them when they’re gone.

Maybe you’ll marry; maybe you won’t. Maybe you’ll have children; maybe you won’t. Maybe you’ll divorce at forty; maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself, either. Your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s.

Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it or what other people think of it. It’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.

Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.

Do not read beauty magazines: they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents. You never know when they’ll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings. They’re your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but, with a precious few, you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard.

Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths: prices will rise, politicians will philander, you, too, will get old. And when you do, you’ll fantasize that, when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble, and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you’ll have a wealthy spouse, but you never know when either one might run out.

Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you’re forty, it will look eighty-five.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts, and recycling it for more than it’s worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen.

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